求英语短篇故事！！！（对话多一点的）

It was Sunday. I never get up early on Sundays. I sometimes stay in bed until lunchtime. Last Sunday I got up very late. I looked out of the window. It was dark outside. 'What a day!' I thought. 'It's raining again.' Just then, the telephone rang. It was my aunt Lucy. 'I've just arrived by train,' she said. 'I'm coming to see you.'
'But I'm still having breakfast,' I said.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm having breakfast,' I repeated.
'Dear me,' she said. 'Do you always get up so late? It's one o'clock!'

那是个星期天，而在星期天我是从来不早起的，有时我要一直躺到吃午饭的时候。上个星期天，我起得很晚。我望望e79fa5e98193e59b9ee7ad94338窗外，外面一片昏暗。“糟糕天气！”我想，“又下雨了。”正在这时，电话铃响了。是我姑母露西打来的。“我刚下火车，”她说，“我这就来看你。”
“但我还在吃早饭，”我说。
“你在干什么？”她问道。
“我正在吃早饭，”我又说了一遍。
“天啊，”她说，“你总是起得这么晚吗？现在已经1点钟了！”

Monkey and Tiger
Every one thinks the monkey is very small, but the tiger is strong.In this story Little Monkey uses his wisdow to bit the tiger. just remenber those who are weak can beat those who are strong. let's share the story.
An old tiger lives in the forest. He does not want to look for food . He often tells other animals to bring him something to eat.　　 One day He sees a monkey and says," I'm hungry, monkey. Go to the village and bring me a fat pig."
"Oh, Tiger," says the monkey. "I can't do that now. There is another tiger over there. He also wants a fat pig. He will not let me get anything for you to eat. I am afraid of him."　　 "What?" cries the tiger. "Show me that tiger. I will teach him a lesson ."　　 "Come with me," says the monkey.　　
The monkey and the tiger get to a bridge over the river. "Now look down at the water," says the monkey.
　　"Do you see the head, the white teeth and the big green eyes of a tiger?"　　"Yes, I do," says the old tiger," I will eat him up!" “Grr…! So you told Monkey not to bring me anything?!Grrr … I’ll kill you!” With these words the tiger jumped into the river. He did not come out again.
“Ha,ha, ha! Goodbye, Mr Tiger,” said the monkey and he went away .
这个把monkey读的可爱机智一点，tiger说的话模仿的自负、不可一世一点，很出彩的~e799bee5baa6e4b893e5b19e366

: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.

钱和朋友
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？
乙：当然是朋友。
甲：为7a686964616fe4b893e5b19e364什么？
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。
ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"

几个英语词
法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。"你一点英语都不会说吗？"法官问。"我只会说几个词。"抢劫犯回答。
"你会说哪几个词？"
"你是要钱还是要命！"
DON'T BE SELFISH
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

别太自私
一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。
"听着，约翰，别太自私，让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。"
"妈妈，我是让他。我先骑下坡，他再骑上坡