英语小故事（手抄报用）

A little rabbit is picking mushrooms in a forest .
一只小兔子正在森林里采蘑菇，

A wolf is coming .He is very hunguy.“Oh,a little rabbit!
一只狼来了， 他很饿。 “哦，一只小兔子！

This is my favourite food!"The rabbit sees the wolf,
这是我最喜欢的食物！” 小兔子看见了狼，

but she is not afraid . She pretend to be poisoned by the the mushrooms.
但是她并不害怕， 她假装吃蘑菇中毒了。

The wolf thinks,“If I eat her,I will be poisoned,too."So he goes away.
狼想636f7079e799bee5baa6e79fa5e98193365到， “如果我吃了她，我也会中毒的。” 所以他走开了。

Then the rabbit is very happy.She goes to picking the mushrooms.
小兔子非常高兴， 她继续去采蘑菇。

幽默英语，英语小故事，小短文，介绍你喜欢的明星，这样子都可以的.
HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。
健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。
快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。
英语幽默:English Humours
When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的？

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
老师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：在夜里建成的。
老师：谁告诉你的？
汤姆：是您啊。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的。
孔子名言：Famous saying of Confucius
学而时习之，不亦说乎？
Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application?
温故而知新，可以为师矣。
If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others。
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英语格言:English proverbs
The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long .
人生苦短，若虚度年华，则短暂的人生就太长了。(英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.)
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare
宁为聪明的愚夫，不作愚蠢的才子。－莎士比亚
名人名言：Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe
天才形成于平静中，性格来自于生活的激流。 -----歌德
Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert
真诚的勇敢，都包含谦虚。-----吉尔伯特
Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard
只有向后才能理解生活，但要生活好，则必须向
前看。 -----克尔凯郭尔
名篇经典
A Night Mooring By Maple
-----Zhang Ji
Moon's down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight.
枫桥夜泊
-----张继
月落乌啼霜满天, 江枫渔火对愁眠。
姑苏城外寒山寺7a64e59b9ee7ad94362，夜半钟声到客船。
2008年帆板赛区-----
青岛 宣传词
Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture.
弘扬奥运精神，传播奥运文化。
Green Olympics Green Qingdao.
绿色奥运，绿色青岛。
Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao.
相约北京，扬帆青岛。
Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.
扬奥运风帆，健美好家园。
英语笑话：He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
It's never too old to learn.
After all, tmorrow is another day.
Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get until you try.

The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.
Zeal should not outrun discretion.
有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。
有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊与牧羊人

A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent."
Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid.
很多山羊被牧羊人赶到羊圈里。有一只山羊不知在吃什么好东西，单独落在后面。牧羊 人拿起一块石头扔了过去，正巧打断了山羊的一只角。牧羊人吓得请求山羊不要告诉主人， 山羊说：“即使我不说，又怎能隐瞒下去呢？我的角已断了，这是十分明显的事实。”
这故事说明，e5a48de588b6e799bee5baa6e79fa5e98193366明显的罪状是无法隐瞒的。