儿童英语小故事：猜猜我是谁

Guess Who I Am
I am black and white.
I give milk.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the cow!
I have a red comb.
I lay eggs.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the hen!
I eat hay.
I can run very fast.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the horse!
I have a curly tail.
I like mud.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the pig!
I bury bones.
I chase cats.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the dog!
I give wool.
I say “baa.”
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the sheep!
I have horns.
I eat anything.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the billy goat!
I feed everyone in the farm.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the farmer!
We are all members of this farm family.
猜猜我是谁
我是黑白色的。
我供给牛奶。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，奶牛！
我有一个红色的鸡冠。
我孵蛋。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，母鸡！
我吃干草。
我能跑得非常快。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，马儿！
我有一条卷曲的尾巴。
我喜欢泥巴。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，猪！
我埋骨头。
我追逐猫。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，狗！
我供给羊毛。
我咩咩叫。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，绵羊！
我有角。
我吃任何东西。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，雄山羊！
我饲养农场里面的每一个（动物）。
猜猜我是谁。
是我，农夫！
我们是农家的所有成员。

第一次与最后一次

乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做e5a48de588b67a64366各种各样的特技飞行了。

乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客机飞行过好几次，还从来没有乘过小飞机，我不妨试一试。”

升空后，乔治飞了有半个小时，在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技。

后来他们着陆了。马克很高兴能够安全返回地面。他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说：“乔治，非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行。”

乔治非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行？”

“是的，我的第一次和最后一次。”马克答道。

My First and My Last

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."

They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."

George was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"

"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.

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这是美国原本小e799bee5baa6e997aee7ad94e4b893e5b19e336学语文课文，我自己比较喜欢的一篇课文

Little Robin Redbreast

Sat upon a tree,

Up went the Pussy-Cat,

And down went he;

Down came Pussy-Cat,

Away Robin ran,

Says little Robin Redbreast—

Catch me if you can.

Little Robin Redbreast

jump upon to a wall,

Pussy-Cat jumped after him,

and then he start to fall.

Little Robin chirped and sung

, and what did pussy say?

Pussy-Cat said Mew, mew mew,

and Robin flew away.

Little Robin Redbreast

Sat upon a tree,

Up went the Pussy-Cat,

And down went he;

Down came Pussy-Cat,

Away Robin ran,

Says little Robin Redbreast—

Catch me if you can.

Little Robin Redbreast jumped upon a wall,

Pussy-Cat jumped after him, and then he starts to fall.

Little Robin chirped and sung, and what did pussy say?

Pussy-Cat said Mew, mew mew,—and Robin jumped away
The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
A: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
B: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

A:猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？
B:猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。

A:Which is the strongest creature in the world?
B: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

A:世界上最强壮的动物是什么?
B:蜗牛.因为它可以把自己的房子放在背上.

A: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
B: Keep him awake.

A:怎样才能不让梦游者梦游呢？
B:不让他睡觉.

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望e799bee5baa6e79fa5e98193e59b9ee7ad94331女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

给我那个打赢的吧

-- 服务员，

这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"

Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!

Guess Who I Am
I am black and white.
I give milk.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the cow!e799bee5baa6e58685e5aeb9333
I have a red comb.
I lay eggs.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the hen!
I eat hay.
I can run very fast.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the horse!
I have a curly tail.
I like mud.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the pig!
I bury bones.
I chase cats.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the dog!
I give wool.
I say “baa.”
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the sheep!
I have horns.
I eat anything.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the billy goat!
I feed everyone in the farm.
Guess who I am.
It’s me, the farmer!
We are all members of this farm family.